domingo, 11 de diciembre de 2011

YUMAS Y CLIENTES


“Irresistible avant-garde schizo-poetry... too bad the days of LSD are gone. Not to be missed!”
- Some review from some New York Book Review

“We recommend passing on it due to the absence of bare-chested and dreamy-eyed vampires and the general lack of wish-fulfillment dramatics; however, if taken seriously and acted upon, it would lead to the existence of vampires in the real world. Amongst a lot of other things
- The Unofficial Twilight Newsletter: Only For The Most Deranged Tweelagers

“Si esto es el cine del futuro, o el futuro del cine, me paso a la sección de deportes”
- Carlos Boyero, El País

“Primero Godard, ahora esto... y yo me quejaba de Penélope Cruz... ¡VUELVE, PE, VUELVE!”
- Carlos Pumares, La Razón


YUMAS Y CLIENTES
Producción del Cine Club Aeronáuticos
(70% de imágenes de Youtube)
Montaje de I. B.


“Yumas is a flesh and blood Quixotic figure: deluded, pitiful, unequivocally insane, and yet his inspired rantings condemning the corruption of the power structures, the banality of media-sanctioned bullshit and the obscene entitlement of conspiracy smartasses are both pointed and incisive. He posseses a fearless rage against the terrible state of the world and a burning compassion towards his fellow humans, qualities that we find sadly lacking in the self-absorbed and inescapably middle class 15M and Occupy Wall Street movements. However, we heartily deplore the uncomprehensible imagery and jarring sound effects”
- Unidentified spokesperson for the Renewed Georgian Cccommunist Party (RGCCCP)

“Send your next screenplay and a salad sandwich to my agent. I may be interested”
- Steven Seagal

“You poor ham, take my name off that film!”
- Richard Wagner's ghost


ESTRENO MUNDIAL
CON ESPERANZA DE ALTERCADOS
Viernes 16 de diciembre
4 pases consecutivos, entre las 15:00 y las 17:00
en el Salón de Actos 'Juan de la Cierva'
Duración de la cosa: 29 minutos

VERSIÓN ORIGINAL EN CASTELLANO



“I think I understood its unmistakable positioning of Jungian deconstructivist post-Poper analysis as a valid sociopolitical tool against the phallic omnipresence of ego-driven hyperdiacronic think-tank capital-informational dynamic networks. I said so in my Facebook wall. But what did the burning matches mean?”
- A goateed hipster

“Oh, shut up! Worst movie ever!”
- His soon to be ex-girlfriend

“Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!”
- Ralph Wiggum